Cable Ties In Cable
aka "Chequamegon 2002"

The idea of riding (racing?) in the Chequamegon started for me about 8 months ago.  I actually knew very little about it, other than the fact that some of my friends form Minnesota always talked about it as an "epic" event and probably the highlight of their racing season.  I checked some info on-line about it and found that i) they limit the field to 2500 racers, ii) it's in a beautiful wooded area near many lakes in Wisconsin, and iii) since it takes place in September it makes for a hell of a good excuse to get out of the scorching heat of Arizona.  So off goes my entry into the "lottery" and sadly I did not get selected for the Cheq-40, which is the 40 mile epic event.  Some of my Minnesota buds also got shut out.  But there is a consolation prize of entry into the "Short & Fat", which is a 16 mile version taking place in parallel.  Todd, Dave and Tim made it into the 40, while John, Rob and myself were relegated to the S&F.

Sixteen miles in the woods on CC ski and snowmobile trails sounded like a recipe for Singlespeed to me.  Talked John into also riding SS.  Rob was anxious to defend his age-group title so he stayed with his geared Santa Cruz.  Training through out the summer for me was , well, not exactly a high priority.  Heck, there will be 800 racers in the S&F - just have fun, blend in, and don’t embarrass myself.  Arranged to ride Rob's newly painted Kenwood SS so as to avoid hassle of flying mine up there.  Very sweet bike which started life as a Miyata before giving way to cutting torch, arc welder, custom drop outs and a new paint job.

Arrived a day early in Minnesota and enjoyed some time water skiing and jogging.  Not your normal race preparations, but the weather was beautiful and the water was warm.  Packed up the car and started the drive to Cable Wisconsin.  Weather forecast was for the rains to stay to the south (yeah, right) so we hoped for a dry, fast course.  The race HQ was the Telemark Ski Lodge where we picked up race goodies and enjoyed a nice pasta feed.  Skip the vegetarian sauce and go straight for the meat.  Did I mention it was raining yet?  Well, just a drizzle.  Should keep the dust down, shouldn't it?  Prepped the bikes and then we bedded down in Hayward and listened to the rain hit the car hood outside my window.  No doubt would clear by morning. 

Well, morning came and displayed itself in a total friggin' downpour.  The kind that you wonder how you will even get to the car.  Living in Arizona, I literally had not ridden in rain and mud for 10 years.  Fortunately no gears to get all screwed up, but I was actually starting to feel sorry for Rob's new paintjob on his SS bike I borrowed.  Threw down some juice and two Powerbars as we started the slick drive south to Cable.  Fortunately things started to brighten up a bit as we approached race site.  It was still wet as hell and a slight drizzle, but not the total deluge I had feared.  Met up with Rob and he provided some very good insights about the race course, which I had not pre-ridden.  Mentioned something like "Big Bertha Hill".  Whatever.  

Made our way to the start and it was actually not raining anymore.    Immediately upon starting, I realized that we had lined up way too far to the rear.  Spent the first 10 minutes passing about 200 riders all fumbling around trying to shift their gears while adjusting their Walkman headsets - Geez!.  As the paved starting road turned to wet dirt finally I started to spin my legs a bit.  The first few small hills came and went with no problems.  Continued to pass a fair number of people as things spread out a bit.  The dirt road twisted through some very pretty areas and quite heavily wooded ski trails.  Got hung up on one sandy bog and lost sight of John, but I figured I'd catch up with him again (which I never did).  The trail cut off onto some nice groomed XC ski trails with some good ups and downs.  The only dismount was on "Big Bertha", but even there I was jogging faster than the granny gear users were riding.  Probably using less energy too.  Some more sweet singletrack wound its way through the woods and finally dropped out on the ski trails again and swept into the grassy finish area.  In all honesty, the race was over way too soon.  1:16, or something like that.  Starting at the back of the pack hurt my standing somewhat and I think I had way too much gas left in the tank at the end, but that's the price of not knowing the course - Just wait until NEXT year!   

Some of the most fun was watching the finishers in the 40 start to come in a short while later.  What a muddy mess.  They obviously had it much worse out on their course than we did.  Just watching them trying to shift their mud encrusted gears was fascinating.  A fair number ended up jogging through the finish chute.  Quite a few tandems and even a few singlespeeders passed by.  Got to see Lee, Tim, Todd and Dave all roll in.  Despite some miserable conditions, everyone seemed to be in good spirits and happy with their results even through the times were considerably off of last years due to the weather.  After a cleanup shower and a trip to the hot tub, we all re-grouped at a really cool German restaurant overlooking a perfectly still lake.  Weather was clear by this time and some great sunset views.  The food and especially the beer, was outstanding.  Broom-Hilda the hostess was a little bit "gruff", to say the least.  But overall a very enjoyable gathering of nearly the entire Moab crew plus some of Rob's friends from Kenwood Cycling. 

Unquestionably, the mega highlight of the entire weekend took place later that night at Lee's remote cabin where the P.O.S. team was shacked out.  We headed there after dinner and were treated to the absolute best by far fireworks show you could ever imagine.  These guys had spent a huge amount of money on fireworks.  I'm not talking about sparklers and cherry bombs - these were freakin' mega ton professional grade fireworks that went on for almost TWO hours.  It was absolutely incredible.  I just thank God that it had rained earlier in the day.  And did I mention the potato canon?  Holy crap Batman - this thing was unbelievable.  Could probably take down a rushing elephant from 100 meters.  Leave it to a few engineers to figure out how to attach lighted sparklers to the potatos.   It was like the damn fourth of July.  A few folks got bored (or maybe passed out) and started to doze on the porch.  That is until John threw those "empty" roman candle tubes into the bonfire.  Geezus Krist, I thought the cabin was under mortar attack as explosions erupted from the flames.  Luckily smarter heads prevailed and we decided to head back to the hotel before a) we burned down the cabin or b) the local mounted police showed up.


Pyro Pilots in Action

Sunday was one of those "postcard" days.  Just beautiful fall weather, the kind that I hadn't seen since moving west 10 years ago.  Lots of fun events at the Chequamegon.  Rob and Carrie entered the "Rough Stuff Rendezvous" which is a kind of mountain bike orienteering event.   I liken it to "hide and go seek" on bikes in the woods.  Carrie ended up taking second place!  John and I checked out the crit course and had intended to enter the SS crit race, but honestly the 3 lap race didn't seem to justify the $14 entry fee.  So we took off into the woods and rode some pretty cool XC ski trails.  Ever wonder what a double black diamond XC course looks like?  Oh my God.  This is some serious shit.  I can not for the life of me imagine anyone barreling down these trails on skis.  Is a header into snow any less painful than an endo into dirt?  Arrived back at race central and hung with some of the P.O.S. team.  We tried our hands at the hill climb, log pull, and spiral of death.  Although to be honest, SS was a huge handicap especially in the hill climb and log pull.  For next year I proposed some modified events for Singlespeeders like seeing how fast you can pull a bundle of marijuana plants up a hill or seeing who can bunny hop over a beer keg.   Set up a trash can 25 feet way and see how many shots it takes to through a derailleur into the can.  Bonus points if the shifters and cables are still attached.  

Rob Accepting his 1st Place Orize SpongeBob Lee Bergin

So that's it.  Another adventure for the books.  The racing was actually the least of it, although I do vow to make an improved showing next year.  But I can tell you this, it'll be hard to beat the overall enjoyment I had at this event.

Dave  (September 2002)

P.S.  I stole some photos from the Chequamegon Official Website.  So go ahead and put me in jail.
P.S.  Check out the complete photo gallery (that I did NOT steal) here

 

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